KILT WEARING SANTA PLAYS FIRE SPITTING BAGPIPES WHILE RIDING UNICYCLE, REALLY.

Explaining this type of story is pointless. It’s the perfect example of that oft uttered, and almost always annoying, phrase, “it is what it is”.

If you REALLY need something approaching an explanation…the guys name is Brian Kidd, aka the Unipipper, lives in Portland. He lives in Portland, that IS the explanation. He said he was doing his part to keep Portland weird. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Enjoy: